Hariji Book 3 Page 91-92

91&92
*Alheri writers asso.*

Daure fuska tayi tamkar bata ta6a dariya ba
“Gindinka namu duka ,ni rabu dani ”
Kamar zawwatacce haka ya qanqame ta yina bata haquri ,yina zuzuta hallitar qasarta da baiwarta ,sosai jikinta ke reacting da maganganun sa .

A hankali ta daura hannunta akan saman gashin kansa tana murzawa a hankali ,janye hannunta yayi ya daura a saman maransa ,cike da firgici idonsa yayi jajir yace “Kinjita ko? Ji nake tamkar zata tsinke feelings dina yafi Na kullum ninkuwa inasonki jamilaty” saka hannunta tayi ta murza kan joy stick dinsa ta sigar qeta,aikuwa ya qwalla qara ,ya tu6e wandon da gudu yina Nishi
Da gudu ta shigo saidai hawayene ya silalo mata ,zata juya uwale data Ankara da shigowar ta ,tayi maza ta kwanta a jikin mewadan ta kamo fuskarsa ta manna tsinin hancinta sa nasa ,ta hade lips din bakinta tana juyawa a saman la66ansa a hankali ,lipgloss din da tasaka mai danqo da qamshi ,yina taimakawa wajen matse la66ansu waje daya,hannayenta suna kan kafad’unsa tana marmatsawa a hankali ,cikin tafiyar tsutsa take matsawa da hannuwarta zuwa qasar keyarsa ,tana bin tsawon qashin bayansa tana jujjuya duk wani ga6a ga6an wajen ,gantsarewa ya somayi ,ya tura hannunsa a cikin bomshort dinta yinason ya cire mata wando
“Hmm kishiya taga tsaraicina , impossible!” Ta raya a ranta ,daidai nan taga bakinsa Na motsawa yinason yayi magana aikuwa da sauri ta cusa halshenta a tsakanin la66ansa zuwa cikin bakinsa ,with roll eyes ya cafki tongue din yina tsotsa tamkar yina tsotsar gindinta haka yikeji,jikinsa rawa yikeyi ,joy stick dinsa Na karkadawa gwanin ban tsoro
Tagumi ta rafka “shikuwa wani irin sha’awarta yike dashi ,yasa girmansa wannan haukan abunda bata ta6a ganiba a kansa ”
Sakin halshenta yayi ,ya damki fuskarta ya saka idonsa cikin nata “My love Na qosa ki bani in yi iyo plzzzzzzzzz” muryarsa ya qare da girgirgir ,in a tremble manner ,saboda yanda ta saka bakin ta a qofar kunnensa ta hura masa iska taja da qarfi sosai,ji yayi tamkar za’a zare masa rai ta wajen.
Magiya ya daura da yi mata ,ya saka duk hannuwansa biyu a saman maransa yayiwa  dinsa tabaibayi cikin yatsunsa “Ki bani don Allah” miqewa tayi tsam ta gyara zaman wandon ta zata fice ya kuwa taso da gudu ya janyo ta “Ina zaki haba uwale ki Zama me tausayi mana ”
“ni ka qyaleni ga matarka nan ”
“Banson gindin ta ,Sam ba ruwa , inna shiga har wani hucin azaba nikeji,naki nakeso shi yake bani nishadi ”
Ca6e baki tayi “To ce mata ta fita ”
Cikin rawar murya yace “Don Allah ki fita !”
Wasu zafafan hawaye ne ya tsiyayo mata “Zan fita ,yanzu kuwa zan fita,gidanka ma zan bar maka ,nagode” ji yayi mararsa ta daure baisan sanda ya hankadata wajeba ,ya kamo uwale ya fara keta mata kayan jikinta yina cilli dasu like mad!
Akan hannunta ta bugu a qasar tiles din ,don haka sosai ta kasa tashi ,tana hangosu ya tura uwalen jikin garun dakin ,a tsirararta ya hade qirjinsu a hade da na juna yina gurza nonuwan junansu ,nipples dinta Na sukar nasa,kasantuwar tsawonsu kusan daya,hannunsa Na cikin ramin hq dinta yina qwaqular ta ,tana cincid’e da qafarta tana zillo tana mourning “wauuuuyuuuuu ohhhhh mahhh mahhh ohhhhh my goddd”

Da sauri ta kauda kanta ,ta miqe a wahalce ta shiga dakinta,hijabi kadai ta dauka da pos ta bar masu gidan.

Kamo buransa tayi tana lailayawa romantically ,”Na bani wayyyo dad’iiiiiiii” Cikin fanshe haushi ya karka ta ya tura mata jelarsa cikin jikinta ,bayan ya dan dage mata qafa daya to fercilitate entry ,gwatso ya fara yi mata idonta su Na shanye cikin Na juna kyar kyar ba kunya ba alamar ta irin Na soyayyun en duniya din nan ,hannunta takai ta kewaye saman qugunsa saboda karta fadi ,dukda ya riqe cinyarta daya ,riqo ba Na wasa ba ,haka ya dinga fancali suna zuba surutan batsansu ,sun kwashe almost 25 mints ya saki qafarta ya fiddo Alhaji babbaryina lailayawa da sauri da sauri ,itakuma motsawa tayi da qyar ta nufi wajen kujeran dakin,d’uwaiwukanta suna juyi up and down ,shikuwa gani yake kamar suna cemasu “Welcome , welcome,move forward” da azama yabita yaje ya rungumo duwaiwukan yina latsasu yina jin wani nishadi
“Uwale yimun goho” dafa kujeran tayi ,ta fara masa rawar zoncooo ,yina ganin yanda d’uwaiwukanta ke twerking Kar Kar Kar ,Sam ya kasa cafkesu saboda yanda suke rawa a cikin idonsa ,wani cafkarsu yayi ,ya budata dakyau ya Na laso ruwan durinta yina wani kuka kuka da besan ya iyaba “Uwale aure akwai dad’i ,gindin mata akwai wani sirri ,wayyo uwale Kar ki ta6a hanani durinki kinji ,wayyo d’uwawu akwai dad’in ta6a ,ahhhhhh” hannunta take saqawa a kan er tsakar ta tana lailayawa saboda surutansa sosai yike qara kunnata ,gashi yanda yike zuqe ruwan durinta ba qaramun dad’i yike mata ba,itadai bataqi a kwana Ana Sha mata Duri ba,abunda wancan garan ya kasa jurewa kenan ,suka rabu ,amma koshi maiwada ta Lura yau yafi kwarkware mata,komai yinmata yike da zafi zafinsa don haka kullum maganin qara sha’awa zatayi ta dirka masa a abinci ,har sai ya saba da Cinta tiru nyt.
Hannunsa yakai ya kawo nonuwanta yina mulmulasu , tana haniniya ya kamota ya ringa gurza mata akan vagina lip dinta wayyo dad’i

Saida ya gama gana mata azaba tana ihun yayi mata Susa ,wayyo maiwada qaiqayi ka Sosa mun ,tana faman mutsu mutsu ,kafin a ladabce ya zungura mata da qarfi ,ya fiddo waje wani qara ta saki wayyo kamaida hummmmmm
Haka ya ringa mata dangwale,ya saka duka yaqi sakawa kaf hallitar gindinta qara sukeyi d’as d’as d’as yina kallon yanda suke tsukewa suna fiddo ruwa,saida ta galabaita kafin ya zungura mata buransa da sauri bai saki spead dinsa ba saida yaji ya hadeta da maquranta ,har tana kakarin amai aikuwa ya fara zunduma mata gwatso babu ji babu gani ihu takeyi “Wayyo mamanmu wayyo babanmu,ahhhhh dad’i ,wayyuoo”

Saida suka Kai asuba Ana kiraye kirayen sallah yina Cinta ,duk nacin uwale yau haka take tuttular da ruwa ,tarigada ta gama samun nutsuwa shikuwa mewada kuka yikeyi ga barci a idonsa ga bala’in jaraba ya hanasa released”uwale zan mutu maniyyin yaqi zuwa ,bansan me nasha ba,wallahi wannan ba qarfi Na bane,ki tausaya mun karki gaji wayyo allah ”
Cikin haki take matsawa tana ja da baya ,sunyi style yafi kala goma ,yaqi gamsuwa,caf
“Wallahi me wada bani iyawa kwankwasona zafi yikemin kan nonona kamar zasu tsinke ,saboda murza da damuqa,wallahi cigaba da fillo ni ban iyawa ”
Kewaye dakin yikeyi hannu aka ,sai zillo takeyi ,Na shiga uku,to ki kiramun matata in sauke mata nauyina ,zata tsumayeni
“Basassar me busashiyar durin ”
“Eh bi yanzu maganin matsalata nikeso don Allah” ya fada yina dafe da Mara ,cikinsa a qulle gadon taje ta kwanta ta lanqwashe qafarta ,zokayi ta nan ,godiya ya shiga yimata da sumbatu ,ya dauko ya saka a saqon qafar ta yina cusawa yina zarewa yina kallon gindinta yina tsoron ta6a tayi masa jaraba ,gashi ta shanya masa yina kallo wai zogi yike mata kiji sharri don kawai ita ta gamsu,shi ko oho .
“Uwale don Allah ki barni to inyi wasa da gindin ki,zamfi samun gamsuwa ” turo baki tayi ta hura hanci “Ai gaka gashi nan ” hannunsa yakai yina lailayawa yina pricking gently duk sanda ya nitsa yatsarsa a vg dinta ji yake kamar goransa ne ya shige sai yaji wani sanyi a ransa

Saida yayi almost 15 mints sannan yaji wani sojojin sun kawo masa Hari ,da gudu ya turmushe ta ta gwale cinyoyinta ya turbutsa mata buransa ya ringa gurguranta yina ihu tana yi sannan ya fara mata fallatsin maniyyi mai sauqi ga yawa .ya Dade a haka yina hawaye fuskarsa yayi kace kace da busasun hawaye ,a barci ya silmiyo gefenta barci ya kwashesu duka.
Har taran safen washekari ya kasa tashi,i tadai uwale da qarfin ta ta miqe taje tayi wanka,ta hado masa stimulant Lipton da kayan qamshi ,sannan ta fara hada masu break,saida ta gama ta tasheshi daqyar kamar me jinya yasha Lipton din ,sannan ta taimakesa yaje yayi wanka a zaune yayi sallah bakinsa Sam ba appetite ,sukaje break,tana masa wani kwarkwasa ,ko kallo bata isheshiva ,jiya shi yasan wuyan da yasha kuma yasan tabbas akwai sa hannunta a ciki.
“Kasan Allah baby yau kakusa kasha ni,naji dadinka sosai kamar a qara “gabansa ne ya bada sautin darammmm “Ni wallahi kuwa zakarina ciwo yikeyi don inajin saina fi sati ban iya waiwayan mace ba”
“Hhhh wallahi wasa kakeyi ,to kayi yaya dani ?” “Haquri”
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Matar mewada kuwa koda ta koma gida,saida ya kwashe sati bai waiwayi matarsa ba,tun dangi Na wasa wuqan yazo suyi mata rashin mutunci ,har sun koma rarrashinta suna bata haquri ,suna hada mata magunguna,g gamida shawarwari gameda bushewar farji da gazawa ga iya biyawa mijinta buqata ,wanda hakan ya baiwa kishiyarta value a idon mewadan

:ki dinga yawan sa zuma agabanki kuma kina shafa man zaitun, Kuma kina sha safe da yamma.
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Ko Kisamu ruwan albasa, maxar kwaila Seki dafasu a waje guda ki dinga sha qaramar kofi.
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Ki nemi garin minjirya ki hada da peak milk seki dafasu zakiga ya hadu a dunkule se ki dinga ci.
Ko Ki samu sassaken baure, kanunfi, zuma, citta, mazarkwaila
Dafarko zakisa sassaken baure a wuta kibari ya tafasa har se ya canza kala saiki sauke ruwan ki tace ki daka kanun fari da citta yayi laushi seki zuba aciki kisa zuma da mazarkwaila sannan kisake mayar dashi kan wutan idan ya nuna sosai zakiji yana qamshi saiki sauke ki ajiye kina sha sau biyu arana
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Ko Ki samu furen zogale ki hada da “yayan da kuma gyanyen kisa a inuwa inya bushe seki daka su kisamu zuma ko milk kina sha safe da yamma.
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Kuma ki nemi man kadanya ki hada da man shanu ki kwaba kina shafawa agabanki inyayi kaman awa daya ki wanke da zuwan zafi
Zaki iya samun ita zogalen danye ki hada da cucumber ki markadasu a blender saiki tace kisa peak milk da zuma kisha kuma ki dan digashi agabanki
Ko ki samu gero ki surfa ki hada da mazar kwaila da kanunfari da man shanu ki saka ruwa ki dora akan wuta ya dafu sosai saiki tace ruwan kisha.
Shi wannan ma yafi saurin kawo ni’ima.

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Biki wan shagali
Yau ake daura auren Hajjo da ciroman shantali
Ummulkulthoom da Mohammadu Adnan

Saida aka fara daura auren ya wato hajjo a fadan me martaba sarkin kano ,sannan aka daura Na ummi da adnan , ummi kam itace amara qirjin biki ,komai Na kar6an baqi ummi keyi ,makullin dakin abun rabo jakunkuna mai daukeda sunan amarya da ango,kalandu littafai atamfofi , mashallh ciroman shantali yayi qoqari ummi ma tayi qoqari, saidai Ana daura aure adnan yakirata cikin tsananin farinciki “Congratulations Amarya ta ,daga yanzu kinzama Mrs Mohammadu Adnan,ki huta” kafin tayi magana ya kashe wayar ,wani tsam taji a ranta ,kardai harda ita aka daura auren?

Jimawa kadan saiga en uwa da abokan arziki ,suna shigowa yima umma murna “Auren yara biyu a zamanin nan ba wasa ba,ki gode allah amma ita ummi koda naji ance tarewa Sia daga baya ko?,amma …”
“Kawu ban fahimceka ba ,auren hajara ne fa kadai Banda ummi,naji kana ambatan Mene?”
“Ha’ah da ummi ko ba itane ummu kaltume ba da wani adnan”
Dafe qirji tayi ta rafsa salati ,ta soma qwalla ma ummi Kira ,a tsorace ummi ta keto jama’a zuwa dakin umma,ko damuwa da en mata murna batayi itadai fatanta a qaryata mata auren adnan .
“Ummi ni zaki munafurta? Wato dama duk shige da ficen nan da suturu dakiketa dinkawa duk anko da amarya saboda kinsan dake za ayi bikin nan? Wannan baqar wutar cikin naki yaranki zaki cuta,maga yanda zai iya jimirin jiranki har ki yaye en biyu ,yanda Na gansa tamkar gindinsa yina hannu,kin siyowa kanki tashin hankali ,ni tashi ki bani waje”

“Ummah tsaya kiji ”
“Nifa ba ruwa Na ,jeki kawai”

Wucewa daki tayi ta kwanta ,ta cire dankwalin kanta ta fara firfita cikin tsananin damuwa me zaisa in auri adnan ? To amma meye aibinsa ? Anya ? Washhhh to ai kuma abun farinciki nane yau Na samu cikan burina ,tunda yace bazan tareba sai Na yaye su Hibban
Hmmm tun daga yanzu ya kamata innatsa kaina ,wato shima adnan hariji ne irin quliya ,tunda naji umma ta anbata ai abun yakai intaha,hmmm nagode Allah ,zan fatan adnan ya Zama hariji daidai jinin mu ,jinin jarumtaka.

_Hmmm ummi kin fara sauka a layi ,bansan ki da hakan ba ,ya dai?_

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Adnan suna amsar aure da danginsa sukazo har gida sukayi godiya ,bai nemi ummi ba,don yasan zuwa yanzu tana cikin fushi dashi,haka suka dauki flight zuwa Abj ,a gidansa suka huta ,ma’aikatan wani expensive hotel sukai entertaining dinsu d next day suka koma cikin farinciki ,aka bar adnan a Nigeria,yina struggling bude companies guda biyu a nan Abj ,daya a Kano ,ya siya gida madaidaici with the intention in yazo kano yina sauka a nan da yarinya sauka a hotel .Don sosai yanzu yike son zaman Nigeria ,ba kamar da ba .

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Ummi sai yamma lis ta fito fushi takeyi da kowa ,ta shirya zasu tafi Kai amarya Hajjo
*”Wife karki fitarmun fa da babies Kai amarya ,be in your room,kema amarya ce as u know ,so zamu yi waya anjima”*

Wani takaicine ya zo mata wuya ,wai adnan ke commanding dina on zauna Kar inkai hajjo daki? Yayi mun adalci kenan ? Shiru tayi kurum ta janye mayafin kanta ta zauna da6as a kujera tana jan hanci

“Yadai amaryan larabawa ,taso Ana jiranki” cewar uwale

Kwa6a kwa6a tayi kamar zatayi kuka “Wai ba zani ba”

Dariya suka saki harda hajjo “Ahayye wato adnan namijin duniya ne ,tun yau ya fara gwada ikonsa ,no worry en matan adnan abi lapiyar gado asha love,kuma a kwantar masa hankali da dirty talk”

Harara ta bankada masu “akace maki ni kune?”